Dude, he was dying in 2004 of severe terminal kidney disease in a freaking war-zone. There is no way this man is alive. I thought of this the other day while watching the video of Benazir Bhutto tell the interviewer off-handedly that some guy murdered Bin Laden. Then I was like, "Um, don't believe that, since he probably died like four years ago."
2) CHAAAABOOON!!

3) Life sucks, but I love it anyway.