mr. eko died and other poems

A Hailku
-brought to you by a sad Lost fan.

Mr. Eko died
His brother was like WHAT NOW???
Tears fell for minutes
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A Sad Poem

Mr. Eko died.
His brother was like, "WHAT NOW BITCH??"
I cried for ten minutes
And wished I could adopt a black baby like Madonna
Because those black kids are really adorable
And seem to have a knack for comedic timing

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Carlos D
Carlos,
our favorite herpes infected bassist,
You went from Militairy Chique
To Mariachi '70's Pornstar
When you grew the 'stache.

I should be offended
I should be ashamed
I should never fantasize about
Holster wearing Carlos again

But the mustache is hot
In such an odd way
So you can dial my digits
I live in the tri-state area
And can easily make the trip to Manhattan through the SI Ferry
I'm not chubby,
tho.