Bring in the Autumn

Bring in the Autumn. I am so tired of this summer in the twenty-first century global warming disaster. I want Halloween. I want to dress up as Elvis Costello or June Carter. I want Thanksgiving. I want to gain three pounds in stuffing. I want Christmas. I want the decorations, the Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer claymation, cookies, and the Brian Setzer Orchestra Concert. Plus, I want presents.