Maybe my pale skin was giving off some sort of luminescent, attractive light in the murky depths. Or maybe I'm just hot. Because jellyfish freaking love me, and I was stung today on my ankles, knees, and wrist.
And each time I went upstairs and peed in a cup, whereupon I'd pour it over my red wounds.
And it really worked! (Although my knee hurts still, but that's b/c I didn't feel the need to pour urine over my knee. Little did I know that it'd hurt later on)
I looked up online though and many sources said it doesn't work, and that urine is not effective as a means of curing your jelly fish bites. Um, maybe that's Portugese Man of Wars we're talking about, but IDK...
Screw that noise. Pee on yourself.
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