Thursday, September 06, 2007

Things That Are Not Likely To Happen




1. Osama Bin Laden's apology for ruining the lives of thousands of Americans, and his deceleration to work in the Peace Corps in his next soon to be released video.

2. The Smiths getting back together.

3. The Smiths ever being in the same room together.

4. Lindsay Lohan becoming a nun.

5. Me in the Bahamas, totally getting a tan.

2 comments:

j.elliot said...
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j.elliot said...

one starving musician came by to say:
#6 Amy Winehouse staying sober.
#7 me in the Bahamas getting a tan...wait! you already took that one. Damn!

j.e.